We’re happy to report rapper DMX seems to be up to date on his taxes. Don’t break out the party favors yet because he may owe more than $1 million dollars in child support. However …
… the rapper doesn’t believe he’s the father of his ex-girlfriend Patricia Trejo’s 10-year-old daughter.
DMX requested permission to perform in Europe but Trejo wants “her” money before the rapper can go anywhere. She is arguing against a petition DMX filed in L.A. Superior Court. Per TMZ ” in paternity cases where significant child support is owed, the owing parent is prohibited from obtaining a passport without a court order — and X wants a special dispensation.”
How is DMX going to pay Trejo back child-support if he isn’t able to bolster his finances? We doubt he’ll defect to Switzerland — should he be granted permission to travel to Europe — where he’d stand out like a sore thumb. Besides chocolate, Switzerland is known for neutrality, bank accounts, and tough extradition laws.
Our solution to paternity drama? Condoms.
Stay tuned for more.