Back That Thing Up: Japanese Researchers Create Butt Scanner For Cars

30
Dec

 

When we came across this tidbit from “The Daily” we thought it could easily be fodder for “The Onion.” However, the “booty scanner” is the real deal. Researchers at Japan’s Advanced Institute of Industrial Technology developed a butt scanner that won’t let a car start if one’s booty doesn’t fit.

 

The system is 98 percent accurate thanks to 360 incredibly sensitive censors that map the driver’s behind. The seats should be ready in 2-3 years.

 

Ladies, accept no imitations; do not be fooled into using the all-in-one scanner at work to ID anything but documents.

 

Hmm, we know a few people video models who’d be advised to get the booty scanner.

 

Stay tuned for more.