Black Sheep Chronicles: Sarah Ferguson told to get lost on Royal wedding day!


It sucks to be me. Good thing this botox is keeping me looking content.

Everyone has a black sheep in their family – that drunk uncle, that thieving cousin, that ex-sister in law who keeps coming around your momma’s crib asking for money. Yea, it sucks to be them – but it really sucks to be Sarah Ferguson right now. It appears that The Duchess of York intentionally did not receive an invite to the Royal wedding! And to add insult to injury the Royal “black sheep” has been asked to keep a low profile on the very special day.

Sources to the Royal Family say:

“The last thing the family wants is a picture of Sarah in a bikini on a beach popping up the day of the wedding or even worst mopping around by herself while everyone else is celebrating. They have basically told her to disappear and not be any distraction to the big day.”

Why is Sarah F. having such a hard knock life in the Royal Family? Well her most recent scandal involved being caught trying to sell media access to her ex-husband, Prince Andrew (not a good look, smh). Lately, she has been busy working on a new show, ‘Finding Sarah,’ for Oprah’s OWN channel. But despite her focus to redeem herself, the Royals have made it clear they are in no mood to forgive.